12,847 merry men mining right now
Steal from the whales.Give to yourself.
HoodBar parks a live whale-tracking ticker in your Mac menu bar. The rich move, you see it first, you follow. Leave it running and $PULSE stacks while you touch grass.
Lives in your menu bar
Earning the whole time
+0.42 $PULSE / min · you are not doing anything
01 / Sherwood Feed
Three streams. One inch of screen.
You're not early because you keep five tabs open. You're early because it already crossed your menu bar.
Whale moves
Wallets with receipts. The second they ape, it's on your bar — with their win rate and the pool depth attached.
Volume spikes
Any ticker doing five-minute numbers it has no business doing. You hear it before the group chat does.
Pre-market breaks
Equities gap, the mirrored token follows. You're positioned before the normies finish their coffee.
Click one, get the receipts
- Historical win rate
- Every position this wallet has closed, scored.
- Pool depth
- Whether you could actually get back out.
- One-tap swap
- Same route, same block, your wallet.
0x71a4…9f2CWhale- Win rate
- 74%
- Liquidity
- $1.24M
- Trades
- 218
@0xSun
@AlphaHunter
@SherwoodSZN
@notajeet02 / Proof of Attention
The airdrop farms itself
SponsorBar pays you to show an ad. HoodBar pays you to watch whales. One of those is a better trade.
Idle-to-Earn
the whole job
Plug a wallet in. Leave it open. $PULSE accrues by the second whether you're trading, sleeping, or outside.
Copy-Trade Boost
for the actives
Click a signal, send the swap, get your gas back plus a multiplier on the airdrop. Paying attention pays.
Recruit your band
hood referral
10% of everything your invites mine, forever. Their Macs work for you now. That's just Sherwood economics.
The redistribution, live
redistributed to merry men since you opened this page. You are, at this exact moment, not getting any of it.
Season 1 ends in
Everything you mine before the bell converts at Season 1 rates. Wen $PULSE? Then.
12,847 anons are running the bar right now. Their Macs are earning. Yours is a space heater.
03 / The Redistribution
Where the money actually comes from
No emissions. No trust-me-bro tokenomics. Rich merchants pay a toll to cross the forest, the treasury splits it, half comes to you.
Settled in stables or $HOOD, streamed by uptime, no claim ritual. Real revenue in, real revenue out. 1 $PULSE = 1 $PULSE. Few understand.
04 / The Toll Road
Rent the top inch of 12,847 screens
Ten minutes pinned above everything else on a degen's Mac. No ad blocker reaches the menu bar. Launching something? This is the toll.
05 / The Band
12,431 degens can't all be wrong
They can, statistically. But they're not, and they're mining while you read this.
“installed it, forgot about it, woke up to an airdrop. probably nothing.”
“my menu bar out-earns my actual job and i work in tech”
“spent two years being exit liquidity. now i just follow the guy who makes me exit liquidity.”
Join the band
Your menu bar is doing nothing. That’s a skill issue.
gm. go get your bags.